We talked about you at lunch today. Carolyn said she hopes you’re living in a gated community somewhere with Elvis, Howard Hughes, and Anastasia Romanov. I thought that would be a pretty awesome gated community.
CHILL OUT, ALAN.
No! What the hell happened to the garage? A fire? Was there a fire in the garage?
ALAN, YOU’RE NOT BEING VERY CHILL RIGHT NOW.
What was on fire? Where is my car?
I GET THAT YOU’RE A LITTLE FLUSTERED, BUT I CAN’T EVEN TALK TO YOU WHEN YOU’RE LIKE THIS. THERE’S NO NEED TO HARSH EVERYONE’S MELLOWS. SERIOUSLY, JUST BE CHILL. LOOK AT ME. I’M ABOUT TO FLATLINE I’M SO TERMINALLY CHILL RIGHT NOW.
I’m gonna call this one aviation-related because the dog is wearing a bomber jacket.
Cessna O-1, Oshkosh 2012